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[November 09 2008] |
I've been crying for DAYS and I can't seem to stop. JAMES, OLIVER, DON'T HATE ME! Maybe I should just QUIT the Quidditch team!
BBV! GIRL TIME PLEASE! WITH SNACK CAKES!
I NEED A HUG!
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[October 14 2008] |
I have sparkly pink specs! And I've worn them but, you know, I just don't feel smarter. I think this experiment is a FAILURE. But I look really cute in specs, so that's a positive, right? RIGHT?
Hey Albus...
[Added later.]
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[October 05 2008] |
Okay Hogwartians! I have a question for you! Do you think physical appearance affects your intelligence? Like are people with glasses smarter? Are brunettes smarter? If I wore glasses and dyed my hair brown, would I pass my exams?
In other news, I've decided that sixth year is BY FAR the worst year of ALL OF THEM. I'm ready to be a seventh year already. Can we please just move to summer vacation now? But it's ALMOST my BIRTHDAY! Just under a month! That means presents for me are FAR more important than presents for James!
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[September 23 2008] |
OH SWEET CIRCE, PEOPLE! I AM NOT PREGNANT! NONE OF BBV IS!
FOR THE RECORD, I AM A VIRGIN. NO MALE...THINGY HAS SET THESE THIGHS ASUNDER. IS THAT THE RIGHT WORD? I AM A GOOD GIRL! AND BRIDGET AND VICTORIA ARE SUPPORTING THIS SO THEY AREN'T HAVING SEX UNTIL I DO! THEY ARE RENEWED VIRGINS! SO STOP SAYING WE'RE DOING NAUGHTY THINGS BECAUSE WE ARE VERY GOOD GIRLS. JUST BECAUSE WE LIKE KNICKERS DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE EASY! WE ARE SECURE IN OUR BODY IMAGES!
[BBV] OH MY GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Anyway, here are possible names:
Adélaide Amorette Antoinetta Aurelie Chantal Cosette FIFI GIGI Giselle Isadora Noella REINE Rosalie Seraphine Zephyrine
CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE? [/Private]
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[September 23 2008] |
The party was really fun even if I don't particularly remember the ending but I've been sick ever since. I don't know why. I just haven't felt well. Sort of tired and woozy and achy. I missed class today and had to go see Madam Stimpson who said I'd probably just eaten something off or something and gave me a pepper up potion. It didn't make me pep.
DOUGIE, I am SO JEALOUS! You have the best brother ever! Even if I don't understand him. Everyone is getting cats. I want one, but it needs to be pink. But not in an identity crisis sort of way because I don't want to be the cause of such personal trauma. I AM NOT A TRAUMA CAUSER. I JUST WANT A PINK KITTY.
[BBV] GIRLS. DO YOU REMEMBER THE END OF THE PARTY? AM I ALONE IN MY CONFUSION? I DIDN'T DRINK THAT MUCH. I'M SO LOST! BUT OH MERLIN WEREN'T ALFIE AND I CUTE? WE WERE SO SMART WITH THE HANDCUFFS! [/Private]
[Alfie] Thank you for being my date, Alfie! I had a really good time and I so enjoyed DJing with you! And that's it, really. I just wanted to say I had fun! [/Private]
[Added later] OH MY GOD! I HAVE THE PRETTIEST LITTLE PINK KITTEN AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO NAME HER! SUGGESTIONS, PEOPLE! SHE IS ADORABLE AND ALFIE ABERCROMBIE IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!
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[September 16 2008] |
FELIX. PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME! It was FLYNN's fault! He told Bridget you were mad and to do it and then WE had to help her. I didn't mean to make you feel AWKWARD. I LOVE YOU, FELIX. I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND YOU'RE THE VERY BEST BOY IN THE WORLD.
And everyone else, keep your FRIDAY clear! There is going to be a party and it's going to be AMAZING. There's a catch, but you won't know until you show up. So, first off, NO DATES. Second, be prepared for surprisingly fun activities! It's going to be sort of epic! And um, we aren't revealing the location yet because we don't want things shut down. So if you're planning on trying to shut us down, just please don't bother coming and don't ruin everyone else's fun.
DOM. I promise it'll be a really good time and nothing bad will happen so please, please, please???? We'll be good!
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[September 16 2008] |
Attention Hogwarts!!! We are having a PARTY in honour of Miss TALLULAH TALLY VAISEY because she is amazing and the world needs to know this! Consider this the very first in our showcase parties!
FLYNN, CHARLIE, and IAIN! I NEED HELP WITH THE GUEST LIST. I call a meeting in HUFFLEPUFF STAT! I will find Bridget and Vic so we can don our best knickers and attend! FELIX...HUGS PLEASE???
[Private to Bridget and Victoria]
NEW PROJECT? I can totally see Tally's INNER BEAUTY and we have to bring it OUT, girls! We have to help her! She's such a poor lost soul and underneath all that belching and sloppy hair is a REAL GIRL waiting to come out!
[/Private]
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